the pickle write

Pickles write! 


Man do I miss bening a regular girl with regular problems, But no I have to be a very interesting quest, to save pickle world, here is my story!

The day I was in my kitchen getting a juiuise snack on a Saturday afternoon, I grab the shiny white frige door and pulled it open with one pull. My bright blue eyes scanned the frige like a photo scanner, then I found it the pickle jar and my little hand wrapped around it and pulled it out of the shiny frige. Little arms took it to the marble counter and put it on with a thud. My hand uncured the lose jar lid. Tiny little hand reach down into the fat jar and my hand clenched the tiny pickle and pulled the little sucker out with one try (for a kid that is impressing of). Was my death grip on the jusie pickle the pickle scream

“Loosen the grip chosen one” I dropped the pickle at once, more like threw the pickle across the room.

“Pickles can’t talk” I shrieked

“Well I can as you can see chosen one” said the dizzy pickle

As I studied this little pickle he had two little eyes with a trusting smile towards me but I did not fully trust this strange creature. Wait I do not trust him at all!

“ok why are u here pickle” I ask with a sturn voice.

“I am here to get you chosen one” said the green yummy pickle

“and I have a name and it is carrot” said the mad pickle

“ok carrot why are you here to find me?” I said

“come closer to me” said the still yummy pickle

As I came closer carrot said

“soo zoo coo zoo bla” suddenly I stared to shrink smaller and smaller the I was the size of an iPod shuffle and that’s small.

“what did you do carrot?” “I turned you my size so now we can got to pickle land to save it lets go and you have no choose but to do this and make you help the pickle race or the world will never have a nether crunchy pickle ever”

“guess I have no choice but to help you”

So I followed Carrot into a mouse hole then there was world I never knew of the world was very green and black and the wolrd was very sad looking, as I followed Carrot farther in to this disbelieve hole in the my kitchen wall but I knew there was reason I was here I was here to save a fake dream world.(like I really care) Then I was the cutest house in the hole world it had a bananas doors and windows but it looked very sad looking. But we kept walking then I was the castle but the castle was dark and large and very well guarded by huge dill pickles, and had bug pickle launchers with dill on them that cloud take my head off,

As I walked up the to dill guard with fear all over me and bravery at the same time.

To be continued

my trip

As i awake 20 to at and leaving at 9am we were getting to our green car me in the front and Maddie (7) in the back with her younger brother Damien (6) and gramma in  the front driving of coruse before we leave our drive way we have a prayer for good roads and have good weather and to have fun. OH just just to let you know we are about to drive 7 hours to the kootenays to see my family that Maddie and d have not meet before but the main is to meet their great great gramma who they have not seen since their were 3 and 4 year old and Maddie ran right PAST GRAMMA to great great gramma to give her a corn cake any  ways now we are just bye big white and playing hang man and it is very easy and  hard to Maddie and D it was words like cat dog fish Rocco or even gramma so hard right, but it was a very long and boring trip but i did get a hot caramel sundae out of it but it was a small and not very big it was bit bigger then a kid sundae lame right but i was grateful cause gramma did not have to take the trip with 2 little kids with  and a teenager, by the time we got to rock creek and i was starving for the best cheese bred in BC ever rock creek has it a small little town 1hr and a half way into the trip there, i thought Maddie or d would fall asleep on the way there at least not a 5hrs into the drive

By the time we get to great Gramma's i am very very tired and ready to watch TV until Maddie and d go to sleep, but as i went to sleep i had a huge grim on my face!

Slow down #1 crossing the creek

Run run Rachel run u have it so run, As i run with the flag it the other players after me and the forest rush by me and the horrible taste of bugs in my teeth cause i had been running with my mouth open and the niity gritty feeling in i my huge mouth! the as river was coming up in my path and i did on care cause  i was turning, But i was taking the turn i slipped on the murkie mud, and i feel into the light blue water but to me as i was falling into the river it looked like a whirlpool of death the us to be bright blue sky turned black with red eyes starring right at me, then i hurd the most gruesome noise i have ever hurd in my in tire life i hurd the my arm go crack, but instead of of the other kids asking if i was okay thy took the flag and ran with it and i was left there to float in pure pain and nummmess i lay there thinking my life is over but the i saw blood flood beside me, the blood float beside me then  goes into my mouth and the taste is very bed in my mouth, as my i lay there holding on to a branch with my limp arm that's was broken but i could not feel it, but there i could hear the camp counselors coming for started to yell Rachel ware are you ,i could feel my legs move after all i move my non broken arm and look at the time i was 6pm i had been here of 4 hrs, there you are the camp counselors pulled me out of the water and carried me to the loge on to a silk bed and fell a sleep.

heart map

my map has all the things i love like dancing it makes me feel very happy and i brings out my good side and it one of the only things i can do, it makes me very hole and peace full.

My moms cooking is the best ever i love her stakes they are medam rare thay are the best ever the moth water flavor the stake has the best BBQ sauce ever !!! and her Mr.noddles are the best cause when mom makes it it is always better to eat then when you make it your self it is no the same.

My dog Rocco has a few mental problems like walking into wall  on hitting a moior and chasing a flash light but he is my dog and now Else he is so lovable and cute he makes me laph at the stuff he dose like lick me a wake and waits until i am a sleep to get up on bed to sleep with be right beside when i wake up to lick me if i am late to get up, or he is kicks me off my bed!!

my yard

peachland up a hill in a small house and the drive way has 4 big maples trees and in the left pasture there might be a my horse Classy Patches Renegade Pachie 4 my baby's  they all so different in there own way, but my house could be 100yrs old. One point it it was a chicken coop ya i know crazy right! But my house is bigger than it looks my room is the biggest in the hole house that is not very big in the first place.

Sam shed is ware my cat lives snow ball (she has no tail) she is white  and very cute and fat!! but Sam's shed is is over 20 yrs old behind it is ware i fell on to a rock and hurt my keen badly and i cyed for 1min then i got over it.

I sure remember the day we put on the new roof for the white shed, my uncle don was there uncle Brent and was there and they were up there all day and put shingles then i was allowed to go up with my best guy friend Nathan and his older brother Jeffery, i have known them for ever and i had my first hike with them.

The hay shed has a lot of good memories like when the 5 of us us to play horses  5 (Bethany Victoria, Jeffery me and Nathan ) and play hid and seek there it was so much fun until the two older girls got older and did not play with us any more than it got not so much fun! and the stacked hay was so big to us we could climb the rafters now that i think about it was really dangerous, but still fun.


Now most of my younger memories is on the rock pile were Bethany built the coolest fort ever and the pile we would play run away and orphans or little woman Nathan played a girl tee hee we had very good times there ad we still do there at the rock pile it mean a lot to us and forever will!

That's  my yard and i live on a hill in a small town Peachland!!

My mom is better then your mom!!

as we sit there then Emilie says with conviction "my mom is better then your mom!"

"no way" i boomed "cause my cleans my room for me when i am sick!!!"

'ya right my mom clean my room every day even when i am sick" so she stood there with her light brown eyes with a mocking look.

"well my mom has super cleaning powers oh!!!" i sat there on the green grass that need to clipped.
"ha my mom has super srtanegh" Emilie say with a ha ha look on her Asian face. lol

"Well my mom can make anything thing grow in the garden" so i stood there with my tiny little hands on my hips

"my mom can see throw walls  beat that" Emilie says with sassy.tone in her voice

"my mom can left two houses and a car' as i stand up and lapht at my little comment.

" butt my mom is the next queen of the world" SHE lauphs at me

So i say with a prod voice "my mom is a horse back rider"

"well i  can't beat that" Emilie says with a sigh

"And my mom is the coolest mom a round" i as with a best smile i have.

but Emilie says "my dad is better than your dad"

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

A nother voice of roller baldes

    As i sit there day after day the a bright light is coming from the door but with one slender hand reaches in to a dark cobbed but the skate board gets grab but then i do. As i get put on with every pull it tickles but it is nice to get out again. as we glide across the dull pavement not rely gliding more like glide bump glide bump ect. but i was a lot of fun. we fireing after the ice cream truck. We halt with one big jerk! cause we had up to the ice cream truck as the ice cream id bitten a piece of the caramel falls off on to me it splattered on my sky blue roller blades the drop fell like  drop of c Carmel firey death boom!it land with a frighting stomic turning, drop and very small drop the size of a human size pinkie if that's what they call it??????  then we ride to the side of the road and with one of the those white paper thing that can have a different patterns on them.

Bye the end of the day i was so over tired that be fore i was but in the dark old drafty cupboard i call home, But i knew that in a weeks times i will be on the ruff road once again!!

Random words

As was on the afria plain i glanced at genus Alcelaphus(antlope) lope across the shatterd blunt (plain) , This animal must perennate (survive seaon to season) all it's life.  hired hand (framer) who was showing me around the table land (plain). the slow witted breeder drive any rakish!(faster) by the end of the lanky (long) day i was wron out cur. Fell a repose.(sleep) in the undemonstrative (cold) witching hour (night)

Flareing horse

Clop clop clop. I sit there on the old horse Kiddo his old eyes shine like a new polished diamond. It was one of the happiest times of my life. siting there as my grandpa holding the dark green with black stripes all over it the lead rope. like odd color bubble bee. but Classy lady was fallowing us lie a lost puppy wanting to go home. Final classy got on my grandpa last and final nerve.


Grandpa said with conviction "you want to ridden fine"


So with one swoop i was on Classy's back. Fear hit me like lighting hitting metal pole!!! then the bucking began with her nostrils flaring and fire in her eyes as her rear end goes up and down.


My face was all wet from my tears of fear. As i jumped from the back of death. Into my gramma's open arms. With my grandpas face of guilt and sadness.
PS this is a real story....

Scardey Student!

Warning before you read this story i would but on saftey gloves and mask than call your docter as soon as posible ok ok. so lets get on with it.


Once apon a time thier was a little girl lets call her.... Maggie. goes to bla bla middle school. but when lunch comes around she hids in the bathroom. cause Maggie is scared of Bannanas yes i said Bannanas. so now when the bells go she is the bathroom but maggie runs to class cause just incase bannas are on the floor case she is also afraid of falling. in class all the kids make fun of maggie and put bannanas in her desk just to scare her so bad she runs home and lockes all the door slames the shutters closed.
maggies day
6:00 gets up
6:30 gets ready for school
7:00 looks the house over for Bannanas
7:30 still looking
8:00 gets on the bus
after school
4:00 does homwork
5:00 haves dinner made by mom
6:00 lokes house over for Bannanas 
8:00 goes to bed

Yes it takes her 2hours to look for bannanas but you see in the morning Maggie onlys on the top floor ware she sleeps she has the master room and it takes her 10mins for her look over her room.
It takes her another20 mins for her look in the the bathroom, computer room, parents room. then after school Maggie lookes for bannanas on the the main floor and the bastment so you see it would take her 2hour also she walks a a very very slowly cause she is scared of falling down so she thinks if she walks slowly she will not fall. so it takes her 10mins to get to the bus across the street.

here is some advantages of beening scared of bannanas
1 do not have to that fruit
2 i gives me exersise cause if i see it i run and scream and mostly cry...
3 there is no third sadly
here are some of my disadvantages
1 never get to eat with other kids
2 never  get to taste bannana

but at school nobody likes her so she is always alone at lunch time when kids go out side to play she is always sitting on a swing. and watching the other kids and playing. and the other kids callher scardey kid. Cause she is scared all the time. But maggie is always ready to take on the Bannanas. Because she has a plan frist she would tacke her large white kit that says Bannana free all over it well it is no longer. Inside it has tongs and a dinnder knife to stab the bannana with and if all fales she would have to eat the bannana. yes she said eat the bannana. but thats if all other fales.

But the day came when she saw a bannana in her lunch she grab her bannana free kit and pulled out the tongs but they were to big for the bannana so she had to pull out the table knife that did not work. BUT THIS IS NOT PART OF MY PLAN!!!! NOW SHE HAD TO AT THE BANNANA!! cause all others had faled it was long yellow and very terrifying  it could kill me she thought to her shelf she pulled on her antibacterial gloves on and pick up the yellow killing machine she very verly slowly pulled the peal down cause inside cause Maggie is die to know what a bannana. She took a small bite then she told her self that this tasted very good. not from this day froward i Maggie somthing bla will never be scared of BANNANAS!!!!

Maggies new and inproved day
6:00 gets up
6:30 gets ready for school
7:00 looks the etible Bannanas
7:30 still eating
8:00 gets on the bus
afterscool
4:00 does homwork
5:00 haves dinner made by mom
6:00 lokes house over for Bannanas so she can eat them
7:00 watch TV
8:00 goes to bed


so Maggie was never be scared of bannanas again! oh and see your docter now!!


                                         THE END

Is 18 too old to learn to drive?

18 is it too old to learn to drive?
well i think it is i personalily i do. If you got and your car at 18 you just got school and it would just to go to work and other stuff or going to school (colage). and but you woiuod be mor muture but and you would be 20 by the time you could drive bye your self cuse you only have your learners so the only way you could driv would be if you have some that has there drivers license so you would have your roon mate come with you everyware you go so you can drive to the store to get gum or a pop that would suck so no 18 is too old to get your learners.

16 is a good age to get your car and u are still in grade 10 or 11. but mostly grade 10 you are just starting the year and with haveing a car you be come popular people who never talk to you will call ou and ask for a ride to the mall or other places in town but when their friends get a car then you no longer cool to them. and you are not as muture as 18. and 16 is only when you get your leaner perment not your actual be to drive by your self you must have adult driving with you. and you must have that for a year or two? well any ways when you are 18 by the the time when you are alowed to drive by  your self. so 16 is a reasonable age to get your leaners. Plus bye the time you need to drive by your self is when you have a job so need the car and you have the money to pay for the car.

14 is a bad age cause you are still in middle school! and some are not responsilbe to own a car or drive  one ahh for passengers. and they would not have the money to take care of car like the gas and insureence that is like $1000 or more and the gas is $40 to or more to fill up the car. And the age is so not ready for the presser of the road and you have to check mirrors and some are just to short! but most inportantly they can not aforrd summer or winter tires so they caan stay safe but with the little money 14 can make they can not aford a car!

As you can see that think that 16 is the best age cause we do not want more people in the hospital with 14s driving. and 18 is to old to leran to drive. so 16 is the perfect age to laern to dirve

Wow as i fell to the grssie floor called grass hi am Sam i am 12 years old iam in grade 7 my best friends are Emillie and alex we have been friends for ever and we never fight untill two weeks ago we were a our fav coffe shop Star Bucks we were having diiferent drinks i was havig a villna bean alex was have a strawberry bean an emillie was having a bluebarry bean. We were ready to sit down, but suddenly Alex started to get tense, her face was as plail as a ghost.  I could see the angre fill her body the vains popping out of her arms.  There must have been something wrong with Alex, she wasn't the kind of girl to get mad.  The sparkle in her eyes drifted away and in it's place was rage. I guess instead of doing all this thinking I should probaly ask her.
I sipped on my coffee and  questionly asked " Sooo..... anything new with you alex?" She glared at me with rage and lie and was silent.. what was happening to the nice and kind alex i've always known. she finally spilled what was on her mind. " that lady at the conter, she, she, made me the wrong smoothy! how could she?! i paid a whole price instead of trying to bargain with her!" " Whoa Alex calm down , you know you can just tell her she gave you the wrong one and then you can get a new one and maybe she will give you a yummy chocolate chip cookie. She screams "NOOOOOO I DONT WANNA DO THAT I AINT THAT KIND OF GIRL CUZ IM A NICE GIRL"!!  "woah alex calm down come on lets go home and watch tv" says emilie. Everyone walks away but Alex hestitates then finally goes with them to watch some good tv shows with her besties. Then all of the sudden a hobo comes out of the bushes and yells "I WANT THAT SMOOTHIEEE" we run away and look back but he keeps looking at us with anger across his face! As we walked in all we can chochlet cookies filled the small blue house. hopfuly we can get back to our girls weekend. As you can see my Parents are away this weekend.

Adien

Month apart my cousin big blue eyes look like the Lake with the white caps in a big storm that comes once or twice a year in the valley we call home. When he comes once a year we have more fun that i would have all summer. But he is more than a cousin he is like a brother we almost never fight when we are together. Swimming i the big blue lake. The docks fights are so much fun! we get push shoved thrown off the old dock with Bree keen by older cousins like Tyler or holly and my big lovable grandfather. When we come to back to the camper we have lunch waiting for us on the purple pincnet table sourdough bred sandwich with iceberg lettuce with Orange cheater cheese and mananas on it made with love by Aunt Lori.



Later on that day seeing Adien sitting by the campfire with no fire in the pit i was still day light sitting a few friends from Todd's tent town and Bree keen and eating potato salad and Cinnamon toast crunch. was Adien and i were fighting over the potato salad Bree stole the Cinnamon toast crunch than i notice that they were gone!! but then we saw Bree just had it ha-ha as we all laughed at this funny situation. Then Adien and i went to the petro can in Peachland by IGA and A&W at the petro can we bought a slush each and a chocolate bar well Adien did i bought skittles the topical kind not the original kind i don't like them as much as the tropical. as we bike home some how Adien all ways bets me and don't know how??? near the end of the exciting day i had with Adien my cuz but i know that tomorrow will come and i will see him and will have an more exciting day than we had today!! and that is a promise ha-ha!

Good Bye

Driving up to the vets office with hope that my little Oliver would survive this trip to the vet. You see my cat Oliver might be put down today. So we walk in the vet we were taken in to the the room Oliver was cared into the room. When i looked into his eyes ware i used to look everyday and see happiness in those big chocolate eyes but now lifeless. My mom almost in tears i could see the proud shoulders slowly go in to a slouch and looked away. As we sit with our tabby cat Oliver. Stroking his soft fur. That when i would sleep lay beside my little face. Oliver faced looked up at me on the couch and him on the floor with the little life he had left in him he jumped on to the chouch were me and my crying mom were sitting. As he knew that this was his last time with us his loving family we stroke him and the vet said i am sorry but we have very thing ready Mrs.Pelland mom looked at me and sorry they tried everything to save him but they could not i understand i said with fighting the tears behind my eyes the vet said do you want to see him go my mom said it is up to her i sad no it would be to much for me as we stroke our Oliver for the last time ever i gave him a kiss and said goodbye my Ollie. as we dived out of the vets office i said i Will see you again Oliver.

My Tortures of thr Night

The sound of the blender at 5:30am in the morning awakes me and it sounds like a ice crusher at store. Also makes me stay awake until i have to get up at 7:00 am for school. It is the heater that Grandma turns off before she goes to bed at 9:30 or 10:00 at night that wakes me up and drives me nuts with the silights of the house and the drak ness. I will have that dream that you are fall and falling and falling and felt that the air is rushing beneath me as I fell to my horible doom. Then i wake up and fall off my bed on to the ground. I awake my pet dog Rocco and he licks me until he knows i am fine and not hurt. Then he hop's on to my bed with a bounce and sleeps with me until around five in the morning when grandpa tells him to get off. Then puts him out side until he goes to work at 6:30am.

The snoring of my two grandparents are like two elephants blaring there trunks like trumpets in the band room. Most of that time it makes me wake and it makes me stay wake until I can dose back to sleep.

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